Detenebrate

Detenebrate: v; To free from darkness or obscurity

ladycaracas:

some-peasant:

ladycaracas:

1k notes = good post

10k notes = well done, you have some tumblr skill

100k notes = a work of art

1 million notes = a masterpiece, belongs in a museum

10 million notes = a legend that transcends time

there is a 10 million note post that just says “egg”

a legend that transcends time

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eneiesef:

Žehart - long sword and other historical weapons

Watch!

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tastefullyoffensive:

Jaden Smith’s Nonsensical Tweets as ‘Garfield’ Comics by J

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grandma666:

meangrandma:

no more cookies

YOU’RE NOT A REAL GRANDMA

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freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

Thats mildly hilarious


I want a wolf. I want a wolf so, so much.

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Thats mildly hilarious

I want a wolf. I want a wolf so, so much.

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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

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jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

I screamed. I… I’m so ashamed…

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holmesianpose:

NECESSARY

Those rabbits are ridiculous. They don’t look real.

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